Hello everybody, my name is Maggie! I rly like Markiplier, Danny Sexbang, CinnamonToastKen, and Summer (@saltysnail).
Cola & Meal Please, No Bread
pepperemi:

Best daddy a box could have
its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob
hummusshite:

chickem:

NO

there IS NO QUESTION MARK. YOU ARE BEING SUMMoned TO  ROACH PROM. nO CHOICE.
onlylolgifs:

If video game lag was in real life

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow lady hamster i would say ‘are you from amsterdam because hamster, DAMN!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck

(via jaimecanyoudyemyhair)

pinkmany:

pinkmany:

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one…

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87daysbefore:

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pretty patties RULE!

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