Hello everybody, my name is Maggie! I rly like Mark Fischbach, Danny Sexbang, Jordan Maron , and Summer (@saltysnail).
Cola & Meal Please, No Bread

pizzaprty420:

creativekarateka:

karkatlicious:

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS


is that car even real

queerashellandstuff:

queerashellandstuff:

pros about being in lesbians with a girl

  • can makeout in the girls bathroom
  • girls are cute af
  • wear each others’ clothes
  • fantastic sex

cons about being in lesbians with a girl

  • ?????
  • there aren’t any??

it has come to my attention that there are, in fact, cons about being in lesbians with another girl

  • she won’t kill the spider either
  • two periods

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corporateaccount:

thefinnishprince:

corporateaccount:

walmarts:

corporateaccount:

hey

I peel bananas from the “correct” side which is unconventional and it makes me feel superior

i microwave my banananas for 999 minutes and burn my hands trying to peel them

wouldnt the banana like

explode

i don’t give a shit

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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